‘Only Big Tech can save Christmas!’

Several notoriously canceled musical underdogs — notoriously forward-thinking Ariel Pink and former Mumford & Sons member Winston Marshall — set Hunter Biden’s saga of “Laptop from Hell,” a playful Christmas song titled “Rudolph’s Laptop.” “.

Pink self-released the single on Christmas Day, telling the story of Hunter Biden’s abandoned laptop – which both exposed private vices and demolished his father’s flimsy excuses about public corruption – with the Santa Claus and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in the respective roles of father and son.

After a celebratory intro – with a distinguished banjo pinch and sleigh bells over a slightly jarring vocal-building pattern – the song explodes into Pink’s warm retro VHS pop rock sound, synths and bells sketching the image. mindset of “reindeer fall” – the high-flying Biden-influenced empire heads down to earth, before Pink’s words outline the laptop saga:

Rodolphe, what have you done?
They found your laptop, it’s a smoking gun
You ruined Christmas for everyone
Rodolphe, what have you done?

Shame on Rudolph
What you did, fool
Shame on Rudolph
My only son ruined everything

Laptop from hell they called it
Laptop, they kept it in memory
Pictures of Dick and Crack
And China and Ukraine

The single’s finale takes on a more upbeat tone, with banjo and sleigh bells returning as Biden’s replacements find their salvation:

Only Big Tech can save Christmas
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
They censored the story
Of Rudolph being naughty
Santa will be free again

A fan-made music video, released the same day as the song, captures its manic energy with edgy sequences of AI-generated art stitched together – vignettes of pink singing, images of Santa Claus, Joe Biden reacting to the contents of Hunter’s laptop, and various cinematic references, including President Biden as Full Metal Jacket’s Sergeant Gunny Hartman.

Pink, known personally as Ariel Rosenberg, is no stranger to dramatizing politics in his music. He released a sprawling 16-minute single titled “Witchhunt Suite for WWIII” exploring the war on terror on the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.

For at least a decade, Pink has had a vocal fan base in right-wing media; Fox News’ so-Red eyes host Greg Gutfeld praised his album before today as one of the best of 2010, here in the pages of Big Hollywood – the first site started by the late Andrew Breitbart to publish original content under his Breitbart News brand.

Rather than snub Gutfeld’s overtures, Pink appeared as a panel guest on the quirky late-night show a few years later. The left-leaning music press treated the crossover event more as news than outrage, but nearly a decade later, Pink crossed a red line that instantly blew up his reputation among middle-class Pitchfork readers.

On January 6, 2021, Pink attended the protest in Washington, D.C., over alleged mail-in voting irregularities in the 2020 election. Pink did not participate in the Capitol Riot and, when he confronted with his presence at the rally, clarified that he simply wanted to “peacefully show his support for the president”. However, the ensuing outrage led his label to drop him. Pink told Tablet Magazine earlier this year that his wife was always harassed and harassed when they went out in public due to the lingering hatred generated by the incident.

Days later, Pink was interviewed by Fox News host Tucker Carlson, saying his quick cancellation would leave him “destitute” and he had no choice but to appear on Fox News to counter the popular narrative associating it with the more unseemly elements of January. 6 riot. Over the next few years, Pink seemed to support himself through a subscription blog Substack – where he posted an early version of “Rudolph’s Laptop” in early December.

Pink credits Winston Marshall as a collaborator – the banjo and guitar player for megastars Mumford & Sons who left the band after intense backlash for his sweet praise from Andy Ngo, a journalist who exposed the violence of the revolutionary “Antifa “far left. In their article on Substack, Pinks also names Ngo as a contributor to the song, as well as Alex Trimble, the lead singer of Irish synthpop band Two Door Cinema Club.

Pink and Marshall appeared on Tucker Carlson tonight for an interview with former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, guest host for Carlson, a few days after Christmas. Marshall said the song was “considered a bit silly”, which they recorded together in the UK. Asked about his next steps after being interrogated, Pink said he hoped to rise “from the ashes” and joked that he might “play politics”.

Hunter Biden is the subject of a brand new narrative film, my hunter son, marking Breitbart’s expansion into film distribution. Jhe film was directed by Robert Davi (Goonies, License to kill, die hard) and stars Laurence Fox (Victoria, Inspector Lewis, The teacher and The fool) as Hunter Biden; Gina Carano (The Mandalorian, dead Pool, Robbery) as a Secret Service agent; and John James (Dynasty) like Joe Biden. It was produced by Phelim McAleer and Ann McElhinney (Gosnel movie, Inseparable from the FBI: Undercovers) from the Unreported Story Society. The movie is available CURRENTLY for streaming and downloading on MySonHunter.com. The trailer below has been streamed millions of times on social media.


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