Memorial Day weekend is a weekend for warriors

It’s the weekend. Holidays. Time for the ants in your plants. Mrs. Adams therefore prepares what and where:

Food: Italian restaurant Patsy’s offers Fleet Week’s fleet Sinatra’s favorite veal Milanese, Frankie Valli’s spaghetti and meatballs, Michael Bublé’s penne vodka with sausage, Tony Danza’s manicotti, scampi with prawns by J.Lo. Today Chef Sal Scognamillo will teach the fleet about the dishes that fed the famous.

Swimming: Stephen Leatherman, head of land and environment at Florida International U, named the 10 best beaches in the United States. We created it. This is Coopers Beach, Southampton. Calvin Klein, Anderson Cooper, Brooke Shields, Jerry Seinfeld swing there. Also, Cape Cod Coast Guard Beach. Another in South Carolina and three in Hawaii. I mean, are we lucky or what?

beer necessities

Drinking: The 50 best orgs in the world with nothing else to do named “50 best bars in North America”. We nailed it. The winner is Double Chicken Please on the Lower East Side. They started on a bus. Also Attaboy. Same neighborhood. For a good Manhattan in Manhattan, there’s Katana Kitten, Dante, Overstory, Employees Only, Mace, Martiny’s, Maison Premiere (OK, in Brooklyn), Milady’s, Clover Club (also in Brooklyn) and, if she’s pregnant, Dead Rabbit. Cheers.

Relaxing with Liz

TV-ing. Hulu has an Elizabeth Taylor biographical miniseries. I’m in. It’s her early childhood, her stardom, her vulgarity, her active sex life, her active drug addiction, her active husbands Hilton, Wilding, Todd, Fisher, Burton, Burton, Warner, Fortensky – and whoever she’s doing up there . Plus, his bawdy comment: “I’m so full of bulls – – I can’t believe it.”

(Cindy is in this trailer)

Cindy Adams was featured in Hulu’s Elizabeth Taylor biographical miniseries.

Lines? Please . . .

Jokes: Why would a golfer wear two pairs of pants? Had a hole in one. . . Why is a carpet salesman depressed? People despise his work. . . What is moving at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck. . . How to catch a fish? Write him a line. . . “Do you serve crabs? Chef: “We serve anyone”. . . Why is the pirate a soprano? He took the high seas. And if you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie, what do you get? A melon collie dog.

Loco for cocoa

Chocolates: The Earl of Snowdon David Linley, son of the late Princess Margaret’s furniture designer, created chocolate woodworking tools — $25 a box. . . Filming his 007 stuff, Pierce Brosnan asked for a supply of chocolate digestives in his trailer. . . Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran has a sweet tooth “but don’t make stupid jokes about my creation of Simon Le Bon Bons”. . . And if enough already playing pickleball, Tyra Banks dipped her feet in white chocolate pedicures.

Patsys Chef Sal cooks in the kitchen.
NYC’s Italian staple, Patsy’s, will be serving specialties for Fleet Week.

Needle points

Please don’t delay in getting a tattoo. John Mellencamp has Jesus on his right shoulder. . . It’s “Peanuts” on Whoopi’s left breast. . . Donnie has “Wahlberg 69” on his left shoulder. . . Kid Rock? “D” on the right arm, Paul on the left bicep, “American bad ass” plus bald eagle on the back. His whole behind is probably an encyclopedia.

Also, if this weekend is hot, take it easy. Playing a serial killer in “Monster,” Charlize Theron’s character required the addition of dental plaque. And during the kiss scene? His teeth fell out.

This Monday’s federal holiday — Memorial Day — is to remember those who fought for us, protected us, and are no longer with us.

I wish you all a lot of love. I’ll be back on Tuesday – only in New York, kids, only in New York.


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