The biggest beach scare this summer may not be riptides, jellyfish or sharks. According to John Oliver, it’s a small army of barnacle-encrusted spooky dolls that wash up on the shores of Texas.
“Last Week Tonight” was off for the holiday weekend, but Oliver posted a video warning online about the strange dolls:
“Burn them! Burn them now!” he exclaimed. “I hate those dolls! I hate them so much I’m here to tell you about them in a week we’re away exclusively because I hate them!”
Just check out his reaction:
Oliver even warned viewers to stop watching the segment.
“At this point, I would advise you to leave. Get out of here,” he said. “Click on this video and search, I don’t know, an Architectural Digest tour of Jessica Alba’s third-brightest brownstone. Leave me here and never look back.
Oliver has come to an inescapable conclusion: the dolls must be destroyed.
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