Joe Biden makes Roger Stone’s best dressed list

Veteran Republican agent Roger Stone may have recently claimed there’s a ‘demon portal’ over Joe Biden’s White House, but that doesn’t mean he can’t say good things to about the president.

In fact, Biden just made Stone’s 14th annual clothing-obsessed best-dressed list, published on his “Stone Cold Truth” page.

The longtime Trump confidant and adviser to white supremacists admits the decision to hire a Democrat — if only for his style choices — will seem bizarre to many, but he’s sticking to his guns:

“Yeah, I know I’m gonna take a lot of bullshit for this, but the president’s tie selection is impeccable and always has been. Biden wears the perfect style and collar size for his face and his tie choices. He also sticks to solid color suits because he knows they make you look taller.

“I even like his aviator sunglasses. FDR had his cigarette holder and navy cape. LBJ had his ‘Open Roader’ cowboy hats and Joe had his aviators.

Others on this year’s best-dressed list include Melania Trump, who Stone said “was the chicest and best-dressed first lady since Jackie Kennedy,” and actress Jennifer Coolidge to know. “exactly what she looks good in and exactly how much cleavage is enough.

But while Stone approves of Biden’s fashion choices, he isn’t so fond of Jill Biden’s fashion sense, saying her outfits “always look like curtains, tablecloths or rugs.

Although Stone’s other picks for worst-dressed people seem to focus on political opponents, such as Senator-elect John Fetterman (D-Pa.) to dress”like a skateboarder” and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy for wearing a green combat sweatshirt when he addressed US Joint Chiefs of Staff, he brutally slammed fellow Republican Steve Bannon.

“I don’t understand why he wears button-ups over button-ups or all the “fat Johnny Cash” vibe he has. And what are those three pens hanging from his shirt? Peter writes. “Unkempt neglected inappropriate.”

Despite her criticism of Bannon’s wardrobe choices, the two were on the same page during the Jan. 6, 2021, uprising, with Stone and Bannon both advocating for Trump to declare victory after the 2020 election. , regardless of the results. Both men obtained presidential pardons.

You can see Stone’s full roster on his Substack page.