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A new report claims Hunter Biden shared bank accounts with his father. Which might be the least harmful thing Hunter can share with his father. But still, it’s crazy.
Think about it: the VP shared a bank account with Hunter, it’s like sharing an inflatable doll with Charlie Sheen. No disinfectant will save you. You just have to burn everything.
Normally, this can be big news – but Biden’s last name is Biden, not Trump. And the media only respond to corruption when it comes to an orange Republican with a sexy woman. And even then, this corruption does not have to be real.
But this latest news means the President must be part of the FBI’s investigation into Hunter’s shady cases. If the government is to go after the wealthy by tracing anything over $ 600, then Hunter’s $ 75 anonymous checks should warrant close scrutiny.
The point is – like my luxurious hair, Hunter’s list‘Scandalous indiscretions continue to grow. But when there is a Democrat in charge, with democratic media, we can do anything. Except to tell the truth. From driving Ted Kennedy to Ilhan Omar’s husband and / or brother, it’s all water and bodies under bridge.
I would almost like to be a Democrat. Why didn’t I become a Democrat? Why haven’t I worked at CNN? Can you imagine what I could get away with? I could grab the butt of my producer, buddy with my corrupt governor brother, “accidentally” expose myself to Zoom and still show up for work!
And I could also put some ex-lax in Stelter’s Grande Mocha lattes, all eight. Not that I want this life. I prefer to keep my perversions in their place – In the Planet Fitness sauna.
But Democrats never need to worry about their sins. Hell, just like Coach Gruden loses his job over racist comments in private emails, the media always gives Hunter a pass for throwing the “n-word” like he’s Jimmy Kimmel in a Snoop Dogg sketch. So why was it okay? Well, when your last name is Biden – everything is.
If you’re a Hunter, you can make six figures for paintings that look like an old tie-dye Janis Joplin t-shirt that James Taylor threw up on. These are paintings where he uses a straw that comes out of his mouth, not his nose, for once. Yet his paintings literally blow.
How about you talk about it in the White House?
Reporter: I was hoping you could tell if the White House knows who bought the five prints and if there is indeed a waiver of the arrangement that there would be anonymity here.
Psaki: “I know this is your favorite subject, but that, again, is always up to the gallery owner. We still do not know and will not know who is buying paintings. And the president remains proud of his son.”
“I know this is your favorite subject. Yeah, forgive us if we really give details about genuine corruption and collusion. But you go on and on suing the parents for criticizing the mask warrants, you hack.
Meanwhile, as we told you yesterday, just before Hunter sold this shit, the gallery that hosts him received half a million in pandemic relief funds – far more than any other gallery in the world. art in similar circumstances.
Now, why the hell does a gallery need all that green? Rent a room, hire a half-asleep guard? Obtaining a velvet rope to separate onlookers from Rottweiler’s poop, is Hunter’s art?
Meanwhile, all around the same town, businesses that have tons of employees are shut down more tightly than the botox skin on Joe’s forehead. Still, Hunter’s gallery was saved by you and me – the taxpayer.
Talk about tax-funded abortions. But as Tyrus said, we all know people whose businesses have shut down for good thanks to the lockdowns. If only their fathers had relationships. Instead, these people are screwed up on life under Joe. We have worthless money, bare shelves, and elites getting special treatment. It’s like the Soviet Union without great literature.
Meanwhile, we are told that all of these so-called artistic transactions will remain anonymous – as if less transparency reduces corruption. But that’s how we got a $ 3.5 trillion spending spree that costs nothing. For them: ignorance is strength.
Anyway, how long before you find out that whoever bought these paintings is on a board of directors for a company that pays its employees in bat meat? This all takes place on the anniversary of the Hunter Laptop Exhibition – a real scandal that revealed how Hunter sold influence while his pop was vice president – and that his father knew it. Joe got more bribes than a horse proctologist. Allegedly. But just like my last unicorn tattoo, the story wouldn’t see the light of day. The media, Democrats, and big tech buried it to change an election.
I wonder what his father has to say.
Tom Shillue: Come on man. I keep hearing about a story that was buried – there was no story. Want to hear a story, I’ll tell you a story. There is an old saying in the art world, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. I did not say that ; do you know who did it? Cornpop, the meanest pirate on the high seas. But I took him down with one of my karate chops.
And while we live in a world where parents are targeted by the FBI for wanting to give their children a decent education, Hunter enjoys a carefree life by breaking more laws than Kat at Oktoberfest. Ordinary people get screwed. The elites don’t.
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This is Hunter’s lesson. And maybe it’s not his fault. Don’t hate the player. I hate the game. Or you could hate both: because there is no game without players. But Hunter is just another political buddy living on connections, mopping up taxpayers, navigating scam to scam.
I would say I’m disgusted, but maybe I’m just jealous.
This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue in the October 13, 2021 edition of “Gutfeld!”