Greg Gutfeld: Supreme Court rulings on guns and abortion in a week are the Super Bowl of liberal meltdowns


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Happy Friday everyone. What a week, huh. If you’re a fan of liberal meltdowns, well kids, this is your Super Bowl wrapped in a World Series with a Stanley Cup chaser. It’s all sports stuff.

First, the Supreme Court strikes down New York State’s regulations on concealed-carry permits, which allow anyone to have murderers in the office, in the public. But it allows more law-abiding Americans the right to transport in public spaces, where less law-abiding citizens are already doing the same.

Funny how the libs aimed to pack the pitch and now the court is packing the audience. We go to the NRA for comment.

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Meanwhile, gun control libraries have taken it well.

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WASHINGTON, DC – JUNE 08: A protester holds signs calling for an end to gun violence outside the Supreme Court on June 8, 2022 in Washington, DC. The court is expected to announce a series of high-profile rulings this month.
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Yeah, the frenzied, miserable takes came in hot and heavy. But you might not notice it since these monsters are miserable all the time. But man, do they hate it when law-abiding people finally get the same protections as thugs. Apparently the left fears that these poor criminals will get shot as they try to shoot you.

Remember, it was these idiots who pushed for defunding the police and gun control at the same time.

As an intern for Andrew Cuomo, you’re stuck at both ends. I don’t understand, I didn’t write this stuff, it’s disgusting.

The system will not protect you and neither will you. You’re like a kidnap victim after the search for you was called off. But you can see why the left is pissed off, crime doesn’t affect them, they live in beautiful places, have private security. So no wonder that asshole finds this shocking. Absolutely shocking.

NEW YORK GOVERNMENT. KATHY HOCHUL: Shocking. Absolutely shocking… I’m sorry this dark day has come.

Hmm. I would ask what world she lived in, mainly because her eyebrows look like aliens. This is our mayor of New York.

NYC POLICE ‘DEEPLY CONCERNED’ BY SUBWAY ATTACKS ON WORKERS, COPS AS VIOLENT GROWTH IN TRANSIT CRIME CONTINUES

NEW YORK MAYOR ERIC ADAMS: This decision has made each of us less safe from gun violence… And we cannot allow New York to become the Wild, Wild West.

It’s an insult to the era and to the Will Smith movie and TV show. The Wild West? Has this guy ever been to eastern New York, it’s way beyond the Wild West. John Wayne’s horse would be stripped of its hooves in 5 minutes if it passed by.

Listen, I want to give you a shot at becoming mayor, but guns don’t kill people, politicians who don’t to keep violent criminals off the streets kill people. Yes. Yes. Applaud, I deserve it.

When you were campaigning for mayor, you were always described as “a law and order guy.” We had no idea they meant it was your favorite TV show. Maybe instead of going to the Met Gala dressed as P-Daddy’s butler, do your job.

New York Mayor Eric Adams attends the 2022 Met Gala "In America: A Fashion Anthology" at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 02, 2022 in New York City.

New York Mayor Eric Adams attends the 2022 Met Gala celebrating ‘In America: An Anthology of Fashion’ at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 02, 2022 in New York City.

Alright, my God, I hope Kamala is deeply concerned and troubled.

VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS: We, the President, myself, many of us are deeply concerned and troubled by the decision of the Supreme Court today. This, I believe, defies common sense and the Constitution.

Yes indeed. Kam talking about common sense is like Kat talking about nuclear fission.

KAT TIMPF: Greg, nuclear fission is just a reaction where the nucleus of an atom splits into two or more smaller nuclei, which releases an enormous amount of energy, even by the energy standards of radioactive decay.

CRITICS EXCORIATE LORI LIGHTFOOT FOR “CALL TO ARMS” ON ROE V. WADE

Oh. I will have to rethink my thoughts on Kamala. Fair enough. And what about poor Lori Lightfoot?

MAYOR OF CHICAGO, LORI LIGHTFOOT: The fact that the court is handing down its decision seems tone deaf, and I’m afraid it undermines the legitimacy of the court.

Sorry madam, but I also hear gunshots making you deaf. Perhaps consult a doctor before diagnosing this decision. You gave up fighting crime in the most violent city in the land, you just banned the cops from chasing criminals. So you have no say and please, as a medical professional, get some sleep.

I wonder if Joe is disappointed with the Supreme Court’s decision on guns?

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: I’m disappointed with the Supreme Court’s decision on firearms…I think it’s a bad decision. I think it’s, I think it’s not reasoned out precisely, but I’m disappointed.

Yeah, he’s disappointed because he thought Matlock was over, but at least he knows how we feel about him, disappointed. I bet “The View” doesn’t even have the words, it seems.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: I don’t even have the words. It seems…

JOY BEHAR: Dumb?

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: No, it’s worse than that. It’s worse than that. It’s not even stupid. He is. It’s, it’s no, it’s, it’s so, it’s a middle finger for New York.

Protesters gather outside the Supreme Court building after the historic decision to overturn Roe v Wade.

Protesters gather outside the Supreme Court building after the historic decision to overturn Roe v Wade.
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No, it’s the Supreme Court confusing you, but fuck ’em all. Not literally, it’s disgusting.

Here’s why, they didn’t care about the riots, they considered them justifiable. They didn’t care about black-on-black crime because it embarrassed their own sequestered lives and their own unawareness of the consequences of their shitty policies.

They created crime, and now they’re crazy people who want to defend themselves, and they think that if we just sit there and are victims, we’ll all end up being democrats. Sorry, you can’t have it both ways.

There is nothing you can do to protect us and then prevent us from protecting ourselves, especially when it is our right. And dare I say, God gave, oh. Look, it’s amazing, I’m agnostic except you gun control morons made me a believer.

If I have to listen to another tasteless gun control idea, the next time you see me, I’ll be wearing a clerical collar. Plus, my abs are proof that God exists. But you cut defunding the police, let repeat offenders out, reduce penalties for crimes committed with guns, the only thing left is the Second Amendment.

Look, the First Amendment is listed. Which means I don’t need papers to tell you “fuck you.” The second amendment is also listed, it’s an inalienable right, hard to say drunk, too many vowels, but it also means you can’t infringe.

SUPREME COURT OVERHEADS ROE V. WADE IN LANDMARK ABORTION RULING

And now we have Roe v. Wade knocked down. And here is the obvious one-sentence explanation, guns are in the Constitution, abortion is not. You can love it or hate it, but that’s hard to argue.

And I get it, not everyone should have guns. But, it wouldn’t be a problem if those liberal assholes had done their job, instead of siding with the thugs.

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They let people out because they said it was racist to keep them inside. Then look the other way, when minority neighborhoods were destroyed because of their stupid policies, they made that criminal bed. Granted, we will all still need to apply for a firearms license, but we certainly don’t need your permission anymore. So, as a famous cop once said, “go ahead, make my day,” it seems like the Supreme Court just did.


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