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Cardinal Dolan visits Radio City Music Hall to bless the animals in the manger


O holy whinnies and brays

Life for me becomes animal home. Sunday, Musha Cay. The Bahamas. A turtle whose parents reached 900 pounds discovered me. I quickly disappeared into the foliage. Yesterday, Cardinal Dolan stopped the advances of a Radio City camel with: “Easy. Cindy is older than you.

Every November, His Eminence, his rescue dog Pickles and I bless the animals in the Music Hall Christmas pageant.

Cardinal Dolan: “The inn had no room. No place to stay. Animals, the greatest gift, were there when Jesus was born when no one else was.

Then he whispered, “Once a camel spat on me and we had to have my clothes cleaned. And to an approaching sheep: “Now I feel guilty wearing my Irish wool sweater.”

Speaking of the Rockettes rehearsing at St. Paul the Apostle Church in Lincoln Center: “Religion is collapsing. St. Patrick’s was packed at every service. Spectacular. Now, it’s not always full. Less crowded as it was once the center of New York tourism. I don’t know where this world is going.

Upon returning home, the Prince of the Church, His Eminence Cardinal Timothy Dolan, begat, “I need coffee and fruitcake. I can’t get enough of fruitcakes.


born stars

Netflix, hustling “Hustle,” made two shindigs for Adam Sandler in one night. Downtown with Jimmy Fallon. Uptown with Drew Barrymore who Sandler has known for 30 years and helped pilot his TV show.

Sandler always thought he was funny even when others weren’t. The family encouraged him.

Cardinal Dolan visits Radio City Music Hall to bless the animals in the manger
Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore talk onstage to promote Netflix’s “Hustle” screening on October 26.
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“I was the youngest. They were saying ‘Adam, sing.’ So I would sing. I was great in the car. The passengers gave me confidence. Then when I did stand-up nobody liked me. At 17, I who thought I was incredible, people thought: “This guy is horrible. And I would say, ‘They don’t understand how good I am.’ ”

Barrymore, who also loves the limelight, also continues, “I’m like an animal in heat. I was born with a martini and a cigarette and I’ll come and bump your leg. Every director tells me “Do it a little less”. I have no subtle bone in my body.


Staggering

Astronaut in his 60s, Neil deGrasse Tyson, says space will be an average tourist activity in 30 years.

“We are always on the lookout for other forms of life. There are two branches of exploration. In search of life. Rovers on Mars, for example, study icy moons. The other branch searches for extraterrestrial intelligence.

Yeah. And we continue to search for intelligent life here. That our capsules don’t look at the White House.


The 12 Days of Christmas in NYC: A week’s pay from Eric Adams’ brother. Two weeks of Cristal Champagne. Three cell phones. Four Rolexes in bulk. Five maids cleaning. Six agents who don’t fly. Seven counting accountants. Eight bimbos shtupping. Evaluation of nine psychologists. Ten bad checks. Eleven divorce lawyers leap. Twelve NY Post editors screaming. And a CNN DVD in a pear tree.

Only in America, children, only in America.

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